Total Medals Earned: 464 (From 101 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,120 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/80 points)
Medals Earned: 6/10 (35/205 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/380 points)
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (20/85 points)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (100/325 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/45 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/200 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
You collect your first Gold Gear!
You die in flames
You die by hitting a robot
You die for spike hurt
You complete the first Level
Get the special Award Object
Die on Acid
Die for electric traps
Get to the last Battle
Game Completed!
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Only losers give up and go home alone.
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Get a game over.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Pause the game.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
defeat the fourth boss.
defeat the third boss.
obtain a health pickup.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the fifth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Pick up some fuel
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Pick up a battery
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Hi, my name is Tom
Too much exposition
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
And I just shaved, too!
I'd like to check myself in
Surprise!
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
Well aren't you special?
Throw up a food item
Bounce on a spring
Push a button
You are dead
Enter the Earth
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
